“Father Daughter Talk …My daughter just walked into the room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out, take my TV, iPhone, IPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry. Then sell my car, take my house key. And then write me out of your will.” Well, she didn’t put it quite like that… she actually said, “Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed from Iran.”—
Is it bad I laughed? Well I laughed more at the “boyfriend” part. It would have been funny if he hadn’t been racially insensitive. But really he should be fired for this? Nah I’ve hurt much worse from my own father.
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